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Once upon a time ...

In a Relationship Born on May 13th 1994

sadsexypotato:

*fills a coconut with shower gel*

aesthetic

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vulpesatomicus:

it feels like somebody….

vulpesatomicus:

it feels like somebody….

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vulpesatomicus:

waNTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING

vulpesatomicus:

waNTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING

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a-world-without-shrimp:

How dare you delegitimize my 1776 the musical Jefferson/Adams fanfiction.

a-world-without-shrimp:

How dare you delegitimize my 1776 the musical Jefferson/Adams fanfiction.

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lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

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sexaulity:

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j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

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unamusedsloth:

Office Safari. [source]

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operameister:

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agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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I'm Mackenzie, I'm 19, I'm a guy and a bit of a photographer. I like most music but am partial to Queen, Lady Gaga, Cher and Meat Loaf. I'm a fan of most comedy be it British, American or any other. As for TV I like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Doctor Who' Torchwood, Community, Sherlock and House. Some of my favorite movies are The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Chopper, Burlesque, The Witches of Eastwick, and the X-Men movies I will confess now I am a Whovian, as mentioned earlier I am also a Little Monster and a Joss Whedon fan. This blog is a combination of these things and I hope you like it.

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